Noobing Spreads the Wealth

Nothing says America quite like baseball, apple pie, T.V. game shows, freedom and self determination. Oh yeah…how about free NoobCash for you and your neighbor?

After all, we do live in the Land of Opportunity where Bald Eagles and the Star Spangled Banner fly high. Cue the patriotic music. Go Red, White and Blue!

Anyway, we decided to jump on Yankee Doodle’s bandwagon and help the Noobing-Americans out there by spreading a bit of the wealth. Many of you have already reaped some of our spoils of freedom during our ongoing NoobCash giveaway—if so, you’ve already gotten a little back, but we want to give back even more. So we’ve upgraded our giveaway.

Now whenever your fellow Noobers win NoobCash, you’ll win too! And to keep things even, when it’s your turn to win, your neighboring Noobers also win!

Here are a few helpful details. All winners get to keep the amount of NoobCash they win in full, and this loot will still be piled into the winners’ accounts automatically, same as usual.

The twist is that when you win NoobCash an additional10% goes to your referrer, along with an additional 10% to their referrer, and an additional10% to the one above them…and so on and so forth, until the five referring Noobers above you have each received that percentage. That’s up to six possible winners every time.

Let’s put this into perspective for the folks on the tier below you. As you refer new Noobers and they win any amount of NoobCash, we’ll shell out an additional10% to you!

In fact, you’ll get an additional 10% every time any Noober within five tiers down from you wins. Potentially that could be a lot of Noobers!

Imagine getting free NoobCash because several Noobers below you reviewed sites and won. That’s as American as a fistful of firecrackers on the Fourth of July!

So why not encourage everyone around you to review and win?

We may live in trying times, but our community has a role in America’s success—with great rewards for all. So unite as a network, as Noobers, as advertisers and as Americans.

And what’s more American than greasing a few palms with a little NoobCash?

Über Noobers Soar Ever Higher

It’s only the second week of our NoobCash giveaway and the number of winning Noobers is soaring—the total winnings since our last report measure up to the tune of almost $3500!

Here are a few stats. Five Noobers have bagged over $100, eight have scored between $50 and $75 and forty-four have racked between $15 and $45.

Oh, and then there were the $10 winners. As it turns out, more Noobers won $10 worth of free Noob-clams than can comfortably fit on a standard Boeing 737 jetliner.

With that in mind, we’d like to conclusively claim that a copious collection of charmed clickers have compiled quite a cache of complimentary cash! And we’re not just saying that ‘cause we want to sound clever, folks—there are some bona-fide “Über Noobers” out there.

Long-winded bloviation aside, the top winners (in terms of total won) should confirm this:

Dean Pappas - $250.00

Thang Pham - $215.00 (Thang has won NoobCash a grand total of ten times!)

Guy Miller - $115.00

Congratulations to “the Big Three” and all other NoobCash prizewinners!

Now those of you who are clicking ‘til your face turns blue to try to equal these feats of NoobCash strength—take a deep breath and relax. Your turn to win can still come.

Keep in mind, hundreds upon hundreds of sites have been viewed in the Noobing rotator thousands of times. But if you come across our Noobing blog page—this default indicator tells you that you’ve burned through nearly all of the known cyber-universe.

If this happens, you’re for sure an Über Noober.

You’ll have to wait a little while for the Internet to realign, and that’ll get you back on track for your chance to win some free NoobCash. There’s still more out there to be given away.

And that stash of free NoobCash might be exactly what a striving “Über Noober” needs to help them reach their goal!

Noobing Comes Direct to You (in an RSS Feed)

What’s in a Blog, you ask?

Well, there can be a bunch in a blog—clues, news, the scoop, the skinny or even extra-special enlightenment. And it’s especially extra-special when it comes via Noobing’s official blog.

Bringing you everything from previously un-talked-about-tiny-tidbits to the much anticipated, unsung dish-of-the-day, our blog can be your little birdie. You know…the one that told you.

Blogging give us the chance to communicate those “wouldn’t you like to know” things in a unique way. And cyberspace seems like the appropriate place to do it.

We’re certainly not saying other blog sites discussing the virtues of Noobing aren’t valid. Nothing could be further from the truth. We’re glad we’re being talked about. And we encourage multiple discussions in multiple forums. But our official site relays our official stand.

Now, some of us who were born before the moon landings may be in the dark about this blog thing. Not all of us of course. There are folks out there born before sliced bread that know how easy it is—it’s just like talking on the speaking telegraph…er, uh, make that, the “telephone.”

Anyway, getting wired for Noobing’s blog is also simple. To sign up, just hook yourself up to a little thing called an RSS feed—it’ll automatically notify you when a new blog is posted—and it’ll act like your link to the little birdie that tells you.

You can do this easily:

1. Log onto www.Noobing.com. Our home page contains several links to our “Noobing News Blog” that when clicked on, will automatically take you to the Noobing blog page; or log directly onto this page at http://gonoobing.blogspot.com/.

2. Once you’re on our blog page, scroll down the right side to find the small tiled pictures of bloggers following us (just below the “Blog Archive”). Above these images will be the words, “FOLLOW THIS BLOG” in green font—click on it!

3. This will link you directly to Google’s blogger sign up—a Google Account is required, and it’s free. You’ll be prompted to provide your email address and to create a password for your account. You’ll also be asked whether you want to follow our blog publicly or anonymously (and that’s entirely up to you).

4. That’s it! You’re now a member of Noobing’s inner circle—and you’ll receive automatic updates through your email account whenever there’s something new from us.

Be sure to also check us out all over the blogging universe. There are blog forum links to be found by doing a little due diligence on our websites. Look for the blogs, follow the links.

Get the lowdown, break the story. It’s all about discovery. If you read it on our official blog, it’s not hoax or hearsay, grapevine or gossip, invention or innuendo—it’s pure, unadulterated gospel truth—straight from the birdie’s beak.

Noobcash is Flying!

Since our giveaway started, free Noobcash has graced the accounts of several lucky Noobers—amounting to a total of $1230!

Thirty three determined clickers have won $10, and eleven more have won between $15 and $75. We’re not sure if these folks are stockpiling rabbit’s feet or are if they’re just naturally lucky.

Either way, there were three Noobers who are the luckiest of them all. Here are the names of the top winners for the curious to gaze upon:

David Payne--$250

James Norman--$100

Thang Pham--$100

Congratulations to all winners! And keep Noobing—we haven’t stopped giving away Noobcash!

Some Rules are Worthwhile: Check your Ad Credits—and Check your Site

Are Available Ad Credits weighing you down? If so, now’s the time to toss them into action! These little guys were born to help you bolster your business—it’s what every Ad Credit lives for.

Applying your Available Ad Credits to your website(s) will ensure that you continue to receive your hard earned Site Reviewer Payments, and will certify you as a member of Noobing’s esteemed advertiser community.

Why are we bringing you this Ad Credit message?

Because you’ll continue to be eligible for Site Reviewer Payments only as long as you earmark your Available Ad Credits for promotion duty—and on Wednesday, January 21, a new standard will take effect that requires all Noobing participants to actively advertise their site(s).

For the record, here’s the rule clarified: If you have Available Ad Credits, you must have Assigned Ad Credits in order to receive Site Reviewer Payments.

Now…Noobers that have zero Available Ad Credits shouldn’t sweat it, like the advertisers, you’ll still receive Site Reviewer Payments as long as you do your daily Noobing. The guideline only applies to those with Ad Credits bogging them down.

Jointly, to promote consistent business-advertiser activity, bunk sites that get low ratings and/or are flagged by the Noobing community will be cut from the Rotator. So advertisers—check your product, dress your site in its Sunday best, and polish your “P”s and “Q”s for scrutiny.

And please don’t fret too much if your site does get booted, it’s not banished forever. Take it as constructive criticism, and throw your refined version into the mix as a new site! That’s what Noobing’s all about—using the community’s feedback to your advantage.

We’ve been saying all along that Noobing is constantly being fine-tuned for a long and fruitful life of advertising. Seems fitting for an advertising engine, doesn’t it? Most Noobers think so.

So don’t forget. To secure your Site Reviewer Payments at the end of the day, make sure that your site is in the Noobing Rotator and that you have Assigned Ad Credits.

It’ll be worth your while!

Extra, Extra—Read All About It!

Red Hot Advertising Engine Unveils Fresh New “Terms and Agreements”

Get it while it’s hot.

These days, we don’t have to hire a newsboy to shout our noteworthy news on a busy street corner—we have a blog to do all that leg work!

To wit, check out our new Terms and Agreements on Noobing.com. You’ll find refinements that are refreshing.

The fakers can scamper, the pretenders can dodge—but unless they captivate the crowd, Noobing’s new law of the land will kick their trick as quick as a lick.

Enough time has finally ticked. Shout that five times from your street corner.

Eureka—There’s NoobCash in that Rotator!

The sun will shine upon all Noobers—and it beams extra bright when a lucky Noober strikes free NoobCash.

Today could be your bright sunny day!

All you have to do to win is have a current Noobing account, Go Noobing like you normally do—and if you’re lucky—you can be rewarded NoobCash, instantly!

Here’s how it works. There’ll be “Congratulations” screens placed randomly in the Noobing Rotator (see the above image). As you click, you’ll have the same chance as everyone else to hit the NoobCash mother lode!

When you see the “Congratulations” screen, all you’ll do is type the verification words, click on the blue “Submit” button—and your NoobCash will automatically go into your account.

Here are a few other things to consider:

You don’t have to be an advertiser to win, but you’ll at least need to sign up for an account so your NoobCash can be deposited. You are not limited to your minimum daily click requirement, you may click through the rotator as much as you like. The more you click the better chances you have to win (but please don’t forget to provide useful feedback to your community).

When you see a “Congratulations” screen, you can refresh the verification word images as many times as you need to, but you’ll have 5 minutes to get the words right—so don’t take too long.

It’s so easy to win!

Just sit back, Go Noobing, and watch for your time in the sun. Sunscreen is recommended.

Here are some extra-specific rules: No purchase necessary to win. You must be 18 or older to win. Purchasing advertising does not in any way increase your odds of winning. The odds of winning are determined by the number of people who view ads, the number of ads they view, how often you view ads and the number of prizes awarded during any period. Prizes are awarded as NoobCash. NoobCash may be spent on Ad Credits or may be withdrawn as cash on the 1st or 15th of each month using an ACH withdrawal. To receive a Cash Out Withdraw your completed W9 and ACH forms must be on file and verified with Noobing LLC. See the withdrawal page for details. The system is constantly monitored for automated viewing and any account found to be using automated viewing or any fraudulent activity will be permanently closed and all monies, credits, opportunities or any other value will be forfeited by the account holder. The system determines the accuracy of the words you type in order to win and is the final arbiter for accuracy and award. Rules, availability and opportunities are subject to change without notice.

Noobers Not Charged—Free to Plug, Pitch and Promote!

You may have noticed that we haven’t been charging your monthly Noobing fees.

Of course, there haven’t been any complaints, but our inattention was pointed out by one or two of our very mindful friends out there.

It’s just that our tech team has been focusing so much on guiding Noobing’s growth that we decided to keep things easy for everybody by nixing the monthly charges!

And here’s a little more good news. We’ve also extended our 3 for 1 ad sale through the end of February. Buy one ad credit—get a total of three to apply to your website!

So Noob to your heart’s content free of fees, and take advantage of our sale while it lasts.

The Value of Noobing—Do You See the Big Picture?

The draw of dangling dollar bills can lead some well intentioned souls down the wrong avenue, especially in this world full of funny business.

Take as an example a rumor that there are some fledgling Noobers out there signing up only for the daily returns! If that’s true we’d like to shake any similar looking eggs before they hatch.

For sure we’ve created Site Reviewer Payments to help you maximize your advertising budget—in fact they’re great for offsetting your ad costs. But Noobing’s real value, and your realistic potential reward, is truly effective high-performance advertising for your business.

By now we hope it’s as clear as a Rocky Mountain stream…

Noobing’s advertising engine was custom-designed to give you something traditional ads can’t—constructive feedback from a discerning community that you can use to fine tune your message, tweak your language and polish your presentation.

With Noobing, you’re not just getting the word out. You get a chance to get the words right.

So look at the big picture, use your ad percentages wisely, offer that great gadget or super service, present it effectively—and sell the heck out of it! It’s your best opportunity for prosperity.

No smoke, no mirrors, no man behind the curtain—it’s just the magic of advertising.

JUST CAN’T WAIT TO GET ON THE ROAD AGAIN!

Our engine is revving, our wheels are polished and our team is rested—Noobing is hitting the road again!

After a successful 2008 tour of regional B2B circuits, Noobing’s marketing team is on pace to log record miles, as it charges into ‘09 fully stocked and loaded for its nationwide road quest.

Where are we going? What are we looking for? Where have we been?

Well, we’re going all over the place! We’re looking to gain exposure and build new business relationships. And we’ve been meeting, greeting, mingling and mixing it up at B2B (business to business) conventions for the past few months in Missouri, Texas, New York, Kansas and New Jersey, to name a few places.

Now that the New Year is practically upon us, we want to fill you in on our plan to chum around with more movers and shakers in the business world—from the Blue Chips to the Mom and Pops.

In ’08, Noobing exhibited along-side the brick and mortar business classics like AT&T, Commerce Bank and State Farm Insurance. We shared floor space with established endeavors like Midwest Airlines, Baker University and Time Warner Cable.

We even breathed the same air as on-their-way enterprises like Nerds to Go, Pawz at Play and Grandma’s Office Catering. The idea being...rubbing elbows is a sure fire way to be noticed.

So as Noobing rolls forward on its 2009 B2B tour de force, you may be pleased to know that we’re driving, flying, pedaling, trotting and walking—to build your Noobing network!